ceywoozle:

brienne-the-blue:

It’s cold.

john is probably very grateful for the cold at this moment.

last gif: aaand i’m hard. thanks for that Sherlock!

(Source: bvckystop)

ceywoozle:

succubae:

ceywoozle:

rachial:

I’m in John Watson defense mode right now.

blacklist, my darling. it is the only way. people hating on john is literally the main reason i finally downloaded xkit.

John Watson’s only fault is that he likes to almost die quite a bit. We need to defend against himself, Mary and haters. #savejohnwatson

i feel like we need a costume with some sort of cape.

You mean… a coat.

threepatchpodcast:

We’re totally stoked that heidi8 mentioned threepatchpodcast to Benedict Cumberbatch yesterday! Here it is in a 2-part gifset!

Craig Ferguson: Hello, young lady.

Heidi: Hi.

Craig: What’s your name?

Heidi: I’m Heidi, I’m also from Florida. Coincidence.

Craig: Oh, well, welcome.

Heidi: And I’m with the Three Patch Podcast. And we have a question mostly for Benedict.

Craig: Mm hmm.

Heidi: Basically, someone sort of asked it or you sort answered it before, but what’s the different process for you in working on something animated like this versus a radio show where you not only have your coworkers with you but also an audience?

Benedict: Uhh, that’s—that’s kind of it, I’m struggling to think of what— [stammering]

Craig: You kind of covered it.

Benedict: I kind of — yeah, I hate to say it, but I kind of have. Um. [pause] Yeah.

[audience laughter]

Benedict: Sorry!

Craig: I think Mr. Cumberbatch was very erudite and he covered it quite expertly before, so you know —

Benedict: Oh, poor girl. Do you want to ask something else?

Craig: Yeah, you can ask something else.

Benedict: [lowers voice, stage whisper] Ask me what my shoe size is.

[wild cheering, catcalling]

» CONTINUED IN PART 2 «

(x)

I screamed when I heard Heidi’s voice!!

ceywoozle:

rachial:

I’m in John Watson defense mode right now.

blacklist, my darling. it is the only way. people hating on john is literally the main reason i finally downloaded xkit.

John Watson’s only fault is that he likes to almost die quite a bit. We need to defend against himself, Mary and haters. #savejohnwatson

onthelosingside:

i literally cannot decide whether during the dancing lessons sherlock had to use 90 percent of his brain function to keep from having a giant and obvious erection at john touching his waist or if the knowledge that the necessity of the lesson only exists because he’s losing john made him sad enough to never get hard again

Either way, they couldn’t show us the dancing lessons. It’d have ruined the surprise *wink* *wink*

onthelosingside:

i’m really happy to be fucked up over sherlock 

I translated S3 in Albanian and my mom said exactly these words

twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

image

this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

(via ceywoozle)

I thought I wouldn’t care but I feel so badly presented by the 50 shades crap. I love BDSM but most people laugh and/or think I might be crazy. This movie will only reinforce them this idea, that there is something wrong with me, that I was abused as a child (which I wasn’t) and that my kinks can be cured (like it’s a disease or like I can’t actually have vanilla sex).

Also, but that was weirddddd-what’s the conflict in this movie again? That he is into bondage? Yeah, I mean, so? He doesn’t do romance while showing clips of him eye fucking her and flying a plane (one does not get more romantic than that). It’s shallow.

You want a good bondage book, because we can’t have movies (at least new ones): read The Siren by Tiffany Reisz (M/F and veryyy little M/M, contemporary ) and Mind Fuck by Manna Francis (M/M sci-fi). You’re welcome.

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

(Source: hannibalitus, via ceywoozle)

ironic-blog-title:

How to make him a sandwich.

(via veecissitudes)